Man: A Dying Concept

"Men don’t have a purse; they have a murse – a purse for men."

Masculinity is deteriorating with each given generation. There used to be a time when females loved strong, well composed, respectable men and not these prissy-looking blonde children with tight clothes and long hair. Personally, I’m uncomfortable with men’s jeans being so tight that I can successfully answer the question; ‘is that the concealment of an object in your pants or are you just happy to meet my acquaintance?’

Mondo's Law

"It’s primarily a time saving device".

The use and purpose of Mondo’s Law is simple. It can be deployed at any time during an argument, and in fact, works even better when applied prior to one. Upon implementing Mondo’s Law you no longer continue the discussion, instead you deem it unfit as intelligible conversation and thus you completely refuse to accept or even acknowledge any of the nonsense you’ve encountered. Mondo’s Law should always be applied to such arguments containing:

Offending the offendable.

"People are quick to confuse their right to be offended with others’ right to offend.

Firstly, people nowadays act like it's a sin to dislike somebody. Like you're in the wrong for thinking someone is a cunt. The thing is though, if you want to dislike somebody for *any reason whatsoever* then that’s your prerogative.